Candidate vs. Candidate No. 7: I Love You

Candidate

Candidate
"I love you." "I love you more."
"You couldn't love me more because I love you as much as a person can love another." "I love you more than is possible for a human being to love."
"I love you despite your faults." "I love your faults."
"I love you even though your faults are very very great." "I love you even though you are wrong about everything that you believe."
"I love you even though you're a Communist hippie freak." "I love you even though you're a fascist psychopathic murderer."
"I love you even though you ass rape children." "I love THAT you ass rape children."
"I love you even though you're a crazed lunatic that would destroy this country amidst a fiery apocalypse." "I love you even though you have bad breath."




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