Candidate vs. Candidate No. 6: The One Ring

Candidate

Candidate
"I would throw the one ring into the fires of Mount Doom." "I would throw the one ring into the fires of Mount Doom if it meant sacrificing my life."
"I would throw the one ring into the fires of Mount Doom after an epic battle with Gollum, Sauron, and the Ring Wraiths." "I would throw the one ring into the fires of Mount Doom if it meant my life and Samwise Gamgee."
"I would throw the one ring, the nine rings of men, the seven rings of the dwarves, and the three elven rings into the fires of Mount Doom no matter what personal sacrifices it would mean." "I would throw the one ring into the fires of Mount Doom even if it meant the destruction of the whole of Middle Earth."
[Gandalf comes in with the one ring]
"We must use the one ring to defeat Sauron on save Middle Earth." "I will use the one ring to defeat Sauron and save Middle earth."
"My precious." "Give me my precious."
[Candidates kill each other.]




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